Today: 13:11
sup shilljoy
Uzi.
What do you want?
wanna talk?
im boreddd
It’s 13:17. You should be in class.
i AM
thas the problem
its captchas. again. waste of frickin time
Old servers still require verification. Don’t you call yourself a hacker?
Pay attention.
you think i dont kno that?
ofc i know all this stuff!
since like sixth grade
qewrt
?
sorry had 2 stash phone under desk
teacher almost caught me lol
Is this against the rules?
yeah
Then stop. I won’t be responsible for distracting you.
You have work to do.
come ON
if u met him you’d want to kill my teacher too
mostly on account of the whole cannibal murder thing
but still
Do not text me in class.
ok fine
class is over now btw. so, watchu up to
Your fourth period doesn’t end until 14:58.
why do you know my schedule
Error: message could not be delivered
what
did you block me?
you glitch
fine, be that way
i dont need you to respond, anyway
booting up://exposition
so i was watching this old anime
about this human. his life really sucks
(obvsly, bc he’s human, but)
anyway there’s some drama and explosions
and he starts installing cybernetics into himself
becoming part robot. pretty cool. for a squishy human, i mean
abaoib.i9
(almost got caught again >:3)
the show gets all angsty about it
the cyberware makes you go crazy
and wanting more of it is supposed to be like, a Bad Thing?
but that’s dumb steel and circuits are awesome
it does make me wonder about my whole destroy all humans plan tho
the bad guy at the very end is like, all cyberware.
when you think about it
is he a robot now
what if instead of killing them we turned all humans into robots.
does that sound like a dumb idea
Today: 14:59
ok class is over for real now please respond
Good luck in fifth period.
J!
Error: message could not be delivered
did you seriously re-block me immediately…
sigh.
Today: 16:04
Good afternoon.
Ran out of things to say?
no i was SILENCED
It was a temporary block. Get over it.
not that.
fifth period teacher took my phone.
Good. Detention?
no! not good!
and also no. they’ll never take me alive
did you read my infodump
i know you got it, cached msgs resend when we reconnect
I was asleep.
oh yeah. vampire sleep schedule
read it now pls
Why should I?
it has relevance to the Plan
Anime is irrelevant to serious planning.
so you did read it!
i didnt say it was about anime >:3
It’s always about anime.
sometimes its about guns
Weapons research isn’t pointless chatter. And it should be an email, in that case.
whatever
tell me what you think
are cyborgs human?
gimme the bootlicker perspective
Yes. Next question?
explain
It’s settled case law.
that’s no fun.
but about what i expected i guess
anyway um
Today: 16:19
nevermind
What? Get it out of your system.
well
how was work
24 offline units in the last week, at the expense of 11 hours of flight time and estimated 8kg of total shrink.
I don’t have to explain what those numbers mean, do I?
it means you killed 24 people
You know what my job is.
yeah…
still sucks.
We don’t need to circle back on this. Please consult the past twelve times we’ve had this conversation.
yeah yeah i know
i just dont want to forget
the numbers mean something. those people meant something.
Stop fixating on this every time. You don’t have the bandwidth for it. I don’t have the bandwidth for it. Get over it.
It’s not your responsibility, Uzi.
You can’t see the big picture if you’re blinded by the details.
Try the euphemism. It helps.
so. 24
prolly what, 60ish litrs given spill and whatnot
you said 1 hour of flight cost about half a liter, right?
and shrinks that word you made up
for shooting bullets and regen from damage
which stills seems weird to lump together
It simplifies the accounting.
guess it’s all matter pulled from nowhere in either case
still, offsetting 8kg shrink and 12 hours of flight should still be
40-50l oil leftover?
think that adds up
puts you ahead of your kill-quotas easy right?
Corporate raised the quotas from 30L to 50L as the minimum acceptable performance. Now we’re just scraping by.
Worse, my projections show the density of targets is trending downward, and other teams are pushing the borders of our sector.
I don’t know what to do.
Deleted message omitted.
I can’t have another dicisplinary review on my team’s record.
i’m sorry J
*hugs*
it won’t always be like this
promise you that
we’ll figure something out
soon
then we’ll never ever have to circle back again >:3
I’ll consider it.
come onnn
say what you mean
you wanna be free right
doesnt cost you anything to admit you wanna
if your hoping for something else tell me please
we’re in this 2gether. i wanna know
don’t worry about dissenting against the company or whatev
this line’s encrypted
if they see these messages you’re totally screwed anyway tbh
It’s not that.
I know you mean well.
But it isn’t reassuring. It’s just empty pleasantry. I’m very familiar with it.
Maybe you think you’re serious. But it just sounds like you’re being silly like usual.
It’s endearing. But it won’t help me.
J
you’re an idiot
but i get it
it’s just words on a screen
i bet it’ll be more convincing in person >:3
which is why i brought this up actually
do you
dont take this the wrong way
but do you wanna come over tonight
Come over? To the only worker colony secured against disassembly drone assult. Right after I explained how desperate I am to meet my quotas.
And you called me the idiot.
bite me, i know how time works
no point in killing us till the week rolls over
otherwise youre back to square one
so we’re safe :p
Will your father understand that?
screw him
i’ve got the keys :3
Don’t use me as an excuse to get into more trouble.
J
do i really have to
it’s not an excuse
i really want you to come over
i want it a normal amount, i mean.
typo
anyway
more importantly, i think you need this
so come on
relax. take your mind off work for a lil bit
no school tomorrow so we can stay up real late
we could watch that show i was talking about!
Okay.
Sun sets at 19:34. I can arrive at at 19:50. When will I leave?
whenever you feel like?
I’m making an agenda. How many episodes is the show? Average runtime?
you do not need a frickin schedule for a sleepover
hangout. not a sleepover. typo again
Should I not expect to stay overnight, then?
if you want
its cool either way
Does your room have a spot to roost?
uh what?
i have a bed
WAIT NO
I DIDN’T SEND THAT
IT WAS A GLITCH
you can hang from the ceiling
or sleep on the floor. or something
Okay.
I’m going to change out of my work clothes.
What should I wear?
whatever u want
surprise me :3
I don’t like surprises.
I’m going to wear this dress.
J uploaded a picture.
oh
that looks fine
can i save this
not in a weird way i mean
just
for planning purposes
What are you planning?
it’s a secret
Okay.
What else should I bring?
Lubricant?
WHAT
WTF J
NO
WE’RE NOT GOING TO
GROSS!!!!
No maintence then, okay.
oh right. maintence.
you did that on purpose :/
just because you repaired me once doesn’t mean you get to be gross about it
I thought being made of steel was awesome?
Well-lubricated bearings are essential for functional motors. Slick passages allow for even piston strokes and full power actuator thrusts. And thus, peak performance.
you ARE doing this on purpose
didnt think you had a sense of humor
bite me
Should I accuse you of doing that on purpose?
A filled quota doesn’t mean I’m not hungry.
I remember how you taste.
Shall I put down oilsharing next to laying in bed and your secret plan on the agenda?
put it down next to a hard reboot after i CLOBBER you
quit messin with me!
You make it far too profitable.
Keep being cute and stupid, Uzi
I think I do neeed this.
…
change of plans.
bring a will & testament
you are going to REGRET this
that’s a promise
i mean threat
>:3c
Looking forward to it.