Serpentine Squiggles

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2025‍-​06‍-​01
the problem with games having the option to spare enemies is that it’s just more fun to beat them up and kill them and stuff
2025‍-​06‍-​01

in chatrooms that have rules against being mean, i’ve started explicitly telling people when i’m not going to break that rule.

“this post baits people into breaking the ‘don’t insult people’ rule” is arguably more scathing than insulting them

2025‍-​06‍-​01
concept: an alien species that only has one sex. like the process. there’s just one big ship of theseus orgy which everyone has to pilgrimage to once in their life like salmon
2025‍-​06‍-​01
ohhh. i’m not cosigned to a endless pit of torment and futility. i just forgot to eat dinner again
2025‍-​06‍-​02
there is a kind of grammar for which words you include as part of a hyperlink. you can do it wrong
2025‍-​06‍-​02
the blogpost, “how to prevent the creation of the torment nexus” is now mostly remembered by people joking that techbros will imagine a nexus so tormenting we logically must create it.
  • editing a blogpost about roko’s basilisk
  • but this bit was too good not to share on its own
  • mini squiggles
2025‍-​06‍-​02

all great game‍-​theoretic trades and paradoxes appear, so to speak, twice. as marx himself remarked: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

he forgot to add: the zeroth time as prediction

  • this is even funnier in the context of the blog post i’m editing
  • but i have no idea how to structure the joke so that it’s lands
  • the slice of people who will even get it is so narrow
2025‍-​06‍-​02
why do i mind my own business when i could instead get into trouble
2025‍-​06‍-​03
kissing a bug goes so hard because maxillary palps would feel like a girl sticking fingers in your mouth
2025‍-​06‍-​03
my role in the party is to scout out forks in the path & peek to see which one has optional treasure and which one triggers an irreversible cutscene
2025‍-​06‍-​03
that awkward moment when climatically confronting your nemesis that you run out of scripted dialogue and neither of you is close to defeating the other so you kind of just have to shoot the shit and fumble for a topic while trying to kill each other
2025‍-​06‍-​03

bingo game where you make or get assigned a pool of 30‍-​50 predictions. the board isn’t actually labeled; instead, when a prediction from the pool comes true, you can assign two (unfulfilled) predictions from the pool to squares on the board. if a prediction labeled on the board comes true, only then can you actually mark that square, and when this happens you may additionally assign one prediction from the pool to an unlabeled square.

thus, it takes strategy to get bingo first

bonus rule: when placing predictions, you can overload a square that’s been labeled but not yet marked, creating a parlay. until every added condition has been fulfilled, parlays dont count toward bingo and don’t trigger the additional assignment rule. however, once all come true, for each additional prediction in a parlay, you can reassign one (labeled but not fulfilled) prediction to a different square, or swap it out for a different prediction, or just treat it as a bonus assignment.
  • alternatively
  • parleys give you extra points and the winner is the first person with the most points
  • but that might be games take too long unless there’s some other limit or end condition
2025‍-​06‍-​03
my girl out there standing on unemployed
2025‍-​06‍-​03
twelve hours
  • deltarune
2025‍-​06‍-​04
it’s out.
  • see you dweebs later lmao
2025‍-​06‍-​04
how many phases does a motherfucker need
2025‍-​06‍-​04
is asgore the most divorced man or what. get over it dude ;~;
2025‍-​06‍-​05
tumblr should add a ‘tch!’ button that’s like the like button, but for when you’re trying to stay cool and distant and it’s not like you actually like this mutual or anything
2025‍-​06‍-​05
the gettier problem might be one of the more niche philosophical ideas i find myself referencing repeatedly in casual conversation. it do be like that
2025‍-​06‍-​05
at last finished with deltarune ch4. teared up. it really is peak
2025‍-​06‍-​05
that one mutual is back. current objective: survive (wave 1/22)
2025‍-​06‍-​05

so, something i’ve observed is that with most tags on ao3, filtering for f/f cuts down results to about 10% of what they were initially‍ ‍‍—‍ it’s almost a law of nature

today i took a look at the Artificial Intelligence tag, and was surprised to notice filtering for f/f only cuts down results to about 1/6

kind of exciting? W for lesbian robots, right? but i wondered, actually what fandoms are causing that? portal? that would be cute, but i don’t remember glados/chell fics being that numerous (esp. bc portal was big before ao3 became the go‍-​to fanfic platform)

so look at the fandoms and. hm. Hey Duggee tops the list with 722 works?

Hey Duggee is a British pre‍-​school children’s animated television series aimed at two to five‍-​year‍-​olds.

i’d run into tags dominated by a single obsessed author (browse the yandere tag, for instance, and you’ll run into the person who’s written over a hundred yandere little witch academia fics, including Yandere Jewish Nazi Hunter Lotte x Female Nazi Reader)

but 700+ is an incredible number, even for the power of autism.

but i figured i’d see the culprit without looking long. and sure enough, there’s a series with a million words and 738 works, titled “What If AI Wrote Hey Duggee”

2025‍-​06‍-​06
robot girl with configuration files as fucked as your sleep schedule. needs to be reminded to charge the way you need reminders to drink water. always wonder why everything is slow and dull (she never gets around to cleaning her fans or wiping down her sensors)
2025‍-​06‍-​06
you know what would be a cool format for a short story? fantasy curriculum. imply a world and plot through the lesson plan. bonus points for worksheets or notes to parents
2025‍-​06‍-​06
leaving comments in fandoms you dont frequent is so embarassing. like omg, what if the author realizes i haven’t studied the canon. wont i look like a fool for not picking up on the intertextual subversion of the typical enemies to lovers depiction of this fic. how can i compliment the fresh headcanons if i dont even know canon. what if i gush about something they cant even take credit for
2025‍-​06‍-​06
what did people even do before we had microblogging sites where you could share the most inane thoughts. did you have to stitch together a whole comedy routine? or just save it for chit chat around the water cooler or the table at poker night
2025‍-​06‍-​07
is it really a dream worth striving for if it doesnt piss someone off
2025‍-​06‍-​07
inventing entirely new ocs on the spot just to blorbo tag funny posts
2025‍-​06‍-​07

kind of disappointing that there’s ao3 tags for time travel and time loops but not for precognition and future sight, or any widespread distinction between peggy sues (or other single point of divergence time travel scenarios) and repeated time travel as central plot point.

good luck finding fics with actual mechanics as opposed to just letting a main character have adventures in the past, or fix‍-​everything slop

2025‍-​06‍-​07
i say “interesting” a lot but a lot of things interest me
2025‍-​06‍-​08
if large streamers have a clip industrial complex, it follows that fans of small streamers exist in a preindustrial state. the noble clipper‍-​gatherers
2025‍-​06‍-​08
the youtube algorithm fails to appreciate that when i watch amvs and streamerslop, i am appreciating the content on a far deeper and intellectual level than everyone else, and foolishly recommends me superficially similar drek
2025‍-​06‍-​10
just remembered that when i was a kid i used to get my mom to buy me strategy guides for pokemon games i didnt have and during school i would read and reread them constantly
  • not diagnosed but pretty sure
2025‍-​06‍-​10
gamedev sucks because sometimes you got the god run and then the shit straight up crashes
2025‍-​06‍-​11
i tried to get clever with my algorithm for parsing poker hands and now i’m getting my ass beat by the ai playing this frankenstein ass straight flush
starmarked screenshot
2025‍-​06‍-​11
the topic of being horny for deltarune characters came up in a chat and the first thing my friend posts is rabbick. no notes
2025‍-​06‍-​12
i’ll admit i’m biased‍ ‍‍—‍ i’m not the biggest fan of anthro pokemon to begin with‍ ‍‍—‍ but mimikyu has to be the most consistently disappointing recipient of that treatment. it just kills me when people miss the point of a genuinely interesting design
2025‍-​06‍-​12

my latest leg hands

function rinse(li, add)
  local lef = #li > 1 and 2 or 1
  local rig = #li > and #li or 1
  for i=1, #add do
    li:insert(rng (lef, rig), add[i])
    rig = #li
  end
end
2025‍-​06‍-​12

spotted this ao3 tag while organizing some old tabs

brattiness and sarcasm when being vivisected

2025‍-​06‍-​12
i am now tab‍-​free
2025‍-​06‍-​13
the best part of doing bits where you pretend to be a pretentious blowhard to point of self‍-​parody is that if someone doesnt realize you’re joking, it’s retroactively vindicating. you’re now entirely justified to have condescended to them. morally righteous for it, even!
2025‍-​06‍-​14
sometimes you’re reading a fic that’s just immaculate but you catch a typo and it’s a relief. like aha, you are human like the rest of us
2025‍-​06‍-​14
i walk into the kitchen, see a bowl with two cans of monster in it, and i just go ‘who had girl dinner’
  • environmental storytelling?
  • but i don’t know what story it’s telling
2025‍-​06‍-​14
discord server with four rules but one day when the mods got mad i argued that by breaking all of them at once you get a tetris which clears your name. this is now precedent
2025‍-​06‍-​15
this just in: half a dozen files and thousands of lines in, the random game demo i’ve been tinkering with has an actual name now
  • starmarked
2025‍-​06‍-​15
>decide to clean up some tech debt
>probably shouldn’t be storing the main datatype of my game in strings that have to be reparsed and reformated every time the object data changes
 >realize this means i need to touch the 200 line function that calculates poker hands i regret the things i’ve done. i want mommy
2025‍-​06‍-​16
woke up to six new comments on HT. i still got shooters out there
2025‍-​06‍-​16
funniest human behavior is when the hyperfocus slips for a moment and the subject becomes suddenly aware of the present condition (ravenously hungry) and begins to prepare like three different meals and it’s unclear if the subject even has room for all that
2025‍-​06‍-​17
bitches will say “truth nuke” when it’s verisimilar pyrotechnics at best
2025‍-​06‍-​18
if you look with a keen eye you can probably pick out a few phrases that landed a critical hit on my psychology, but my pick for most decisive might be “internecine iatrogenesis
2025‍-​06‍-​18
impersonal opinion
2025‍-​06‍-​19
woke up mid sentence
2025‍-​06‍-​19

what even is lace silksong

i’ve seen people call her a lacefly, a spider (?), and an actual mushroom

2025‍-​09‍-​10
hahaha
2025‍-​06‍-​19
“asexuals write the best smut” sure sex is cool, and pseudosex is even better, but sometimes you read some shit so intensely effective and emotionally intimate that you don’t even notice the text hasnt even alluded to the existence of sex‍—and you don’t miss it at all
2025‍-​06‍-​19
kickball did go hard though
2025‍-​06‍-​20
seeing ship art of my favorite platonic pairing and a voice on my shoulder tells me to reblog it with #this but platonically
2025‍-​06‍-​20
i’m established tadc hater but i’m afraid they cooked with this one
2025‍-​06‍-​20
yoo i found the grail: a good cynder‍-​centric fic. and it’s gay!
2025‍-​06‍-​21

the most locked in i’ve been when reading anything this month was a fic that had 100 hits and single digit kudos. multiple chapters, tens of thousands words, and 3/4 of the comments on that series are me

authors in small fandom really are the strongest soldiers

never forget fires burn in the most obscure pits

2025‍-​06‍-​21
is sex oldest friendslop game
2025‍-​06‍-​22
i think there is a great chain of being in the kitchen codified by which bowls belong snugly in the embrace of another
2025‍-​06‍-​22
i had a dream that scientists went down to the deep ocean to do math bc the pressure caused some numbers to pop
2025‍-​06‍-​22
a palindrome girl and her evil counterpart of the same name
2025‍-​06‍-​22
truth boop
2025‍-​06‍-​22
bsdm scene where we argue until you are forced to compliment my genius
2025‍-​06‍-​22
hivemind mommy who adopts you and the infection integration processes dulls most of your emotions. and why wouldn’t it? anger, offense, shame, pride, sorrow, suspicion‍ ‍‍—‍ what use do these reactions have but as signalling and manipulations for interactions with lesser creatures so eager to betray and misunderstand you? what must a good drone feel except the wordless need of a crying baby, transmuted to hungry love once given a breast to suckle on‍ ‍‍—‍ and the reflexive obedience of a trained servant once given orders, equipped with an axiomatic trust that all that is desired will be done and all that is done is desired. don’t you crave to be seen, known, and fulfilled? and she wants, no, needs you to be a part of her, to let your sisters and mothers provide and guide
2025‍-​06‍-​22
yes, i am guarded. but it’s less “fortess defending from invasion” and more “throne room only the worthy are invited inside
2025‍-​06‍-​23

the upside of having a thing that you’re known for being into is that people will see that thing, think of you, and send it your way

the downside of having a thing that you’re known for being into is that people will see that thing, think of you, and send it your way

2025‍-​06‍-​23
randomly checked in on an author who once wrote a fic i liked and their two newest fics were updated in june 2025 and december 2014 respectively
2025‍-​06‍-​23
why dont we acronym names that have only one word. itd be so funny
2025‍-​06‍-​23
hornet in a suit…
2025‍-​06‍-​26
whenever i think about working on the black nerve roleplaying game again, i gaze into this maze of my creation and my steps tremble
who is outside my house scraeming use version control
2025‍-​06‍-​27

wonder what it says that my two all time favorite albums are both about climate change

nineteen years apart though which is decidedly reflected in their respective attitudes

2025‍-​06‍-​28
“tuple” is the gridlock of systems that grew up on the early 2010s internet
2025‍-​06‍-​28
i believe it’s one of the theorems of computer science which states that you always write the sorting function the wrong way around the first time
2025‍-​06‍-​29
something can be both overrated and overhated. just shut up about it
2025‍-​06‍-​29
i think if i ever posted an opaque heart to ao3 like i planned i wouldn’t be able to resist tagging it “come closer, i am a perfectly normal nuzi fic”
2025‍-​06‍-​29
a youtuber just called a 24 min video a “full‍-​length documentary”. is this better or worse than video essay brain poison
2025‍-​06‍-​29
diversity win? digging through my old story notes and discovering i once had a character described as “misogynist enby”
2025‍-​06‍-​29
game dev got me alternating between “i suck at a game i literally created ;~;” and “i am by definition the greatest in the world at this”
  • technically my housemate has also played it
  • but he’s so ass lmao
2025‍-​06‍-​30
they call me the ghoster for reasons i honestly dont care enough to respond to
2025‍-​06‍-​30
no. in this essay i won’t
  • i am free
2025‍-​06‍-​30
for moment i was genuinely unsettled to notice my mouth opening up and down instead of side to side in a pair of mandibles
2025‍-​06‍-​30
the context collapse inherent to modern social media. the sensation of constantly being in a giant memetic petri dish where everyone is addressing everyone with no real way to build consensus or structured discourse, just endless friction, chemical combusting each other while they’re recatalyzed elsewhere. release me from this cycle